Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:

the-art-of-arguing:

arcaneloquence:

• As the prophecy foretold.
• But at what cost?
• So let it be written; so let it be done.
• So…it has come to this.
• That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.
• Is this why fate brought us together?
• And thus, I die.
• …just like in my dream…
• Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
• There is no escape from destiny.
• Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
• In this economy?
• …and then the wolves came.

Them: Why did you lie to me?
Me: in this economy?

Them: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: as the prophecy foretold

Them: who are you?
Me: and the wolves came

Them: my name is Joe
Me: and thus, I die