kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

beautifulgodzilla:

adelstotle:

beautifulgodzilla:

I need volunteers

For what?

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

how do i get in on this

complicatedmerary:

You know what? I’m not even going to bother censoring any names, this is the kind of shit that needs to be exposed. Skai Jackson is merely fourteen years old and grown men and women think they can harass her like this? And don’t give that bull that it doesn’t matter because she has money or dresses well, she is a CHILD, no adult should be focused on a little girl in such way.

If you think this is funny or justify it, I hope you never have children or go near them.