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I get more excited by the made up scenarios in my head than my everyday reality

Things I’ll never tire of:
• pads being called “feminine napkins”

• shaving commercials for women where their legs are completely hairless before the razor even touches them

• paper towel commercials where the father bursts through the door with his son, tracking mud everywhere and breaking something, and the mother smiles fondly and cleans by herself

• kids’ protein shake commercials where the six year old refuses to eat his dinner and the mother smiles fondly and?? replaces his dinner?? with a drink??

• shoe commercials where a bunch of women are screaming hysterically and thus making me associate that company with agonizing shrieks

• cake toppers where the bride is dragging the groom because nothing says love and devotion like hatred and regret. these people are going into marriage expecting and even enjoying the idea that they’re not happy.

• bumper stickers that insult the person behind you because for some reason you really want to file all that paperwork when some inevitable idiot rear ends you out of spite

• when teachers divide girls and boys during class discussion, generalizing their opinions by gender, so that they basically discourage anyone from entering the conversation with the goal of understanding each other. now you have spoken for people you never asked the opinion of, as well as made sure that guys feel it’s okay to dismiss the perspective of women and vice versa. education = ignorance after all

• diet Dr. Pepper for men

princesodas:

why can’t boys wear make-up? without getting made fun of??? who decided this?? what if a boy wants to cover up a spot… they just can’t??? why can’t they????? tell me

moistmajesty:

I want to be where the people are

chessys:

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

bloodyxbaroness:

diabadass:

wealthyhugepenis:

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._.

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

profoundnegro:

blake-nmc:

dnnm:

i am crying this is me

Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha

ACCURATE

mythaelogy:

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know