evilterf:

Women: I’d like to enjoy my day outside without being treated like my body is up for public scrutiny and having men scream disgusting things at me.
Men: YOU WANT IT TO BE ILLEGAL FOR MEN TALK? WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE FREEDOM OF SPEECH! YOU WANT TO DUCT TAPE ALL MEN’S MOUTHS SHUT SO THEY CAN NEVER TALK AGAIN!

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

me: *texting my mom that i love her and that i hope she has a great day*
some middle aged artist across the street: *sees that i’m on my phone and creates a whole art piece about how cell phones are sucking the souls out of people and are the root of all evil*

baribarinomi:

most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please

harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.

rosegoldrena:

There is a message going around Tumblr that says something along the lines of ‘this blog said something about you’

If you get this message DO NOT CLICK OR PUT YOUR PASSWORD IN.

IT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND LOCK YOU OUT.

If youve already put your password in CHANGE IT IMEADIETLY.

If I ‘send’ you one of these messages its not me.

Please send this around so as many people as possible can see it.

bechdels:

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

historyandmemes:

America: “Nothing can save us from the Great Depression now.”

World War 2:

sleek-siren:

thesocialjusticecourier:

butterflyinthewell:

n1ghtcrwler:

anabundanceofstilinskis:

poryqon:

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat. 
I will bitch about cold. 
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old. 

I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
You will find there is nothing
I can’t bitch about. 

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it