Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

just-shower-thoughts:

It should be a universal rule to not dress up your twins with twin clothes.

Big Hero 6: *features multiple female characters with wildly different personalities in positive roles*
Media: Frozen is great!
Big Hero 6: *shows depression in a legitimate form while still being understandable to kids*
Media: Frozen is the best movie of the 21st century!
Big Hero 6: *has no romantic subplots whatsoever*
Media: BOW DOWN TO FROZEN
Big Hero 6: *encourages kids to go to college*
Media: OLAF WILL RULE US ALL

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

harpxlulu:

*me in a mirror*: 9/10
*me in a selfie*: 6.3/10
*me in a pic someone else takes*: -2/10
*me*: ??????????