mjalti:

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

gwingle:

orcgf:

orcgf:

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

vangoghcean:

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

rosescentimental:

sotoxv:

rosescentimental:

i want someone to spoil me ;(

*with love & affection 💕✨

no with fuckin money make ur own post

im-so-3008: