pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

blankspace17:

this is legendary

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

julian2006:

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

rarestandfairest:

I had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so I published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. I think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.

imgonnaeditstuff:

Harry Potter + ao3tags

nama–slay:

4mysquad:

That’s 20950 more people than Hillary Clinton rallies!

0 media coverage.

I was there, like 10,000 people couldn’t even get in. How can people say that he doesn’t have a chance?

Clinton was touted by the media as the inevitable democratic nominee even when she and Sanders had the same number of won states and delegates. I found this to be ridiculous and believe this type pro-Hillary reporting was because the corporations who own the media (Comcast, etc) support Hillary. When the masses repeatedly hear from the major media that Sanders chances of winning are over, they start believing it and get discouraged.

feelthebern

this whole election is rigged…

Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:

the-art-of-arguing:

arcaneloquence:

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So let it be written; so let it be done.

So…it has come to this.

That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.

Is this why fate brought us together?

And thus, I die.

…just like in my dream…

Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.

There is no escape from destiny.

Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.

In this economy?

…and then the wolves came.

Them: Why did you lie to me?
Me: in this economy?

Them: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: as the prophecy foretold

Them: who are you?
Me: and the wolves came

Them: my name is Joe
Me: and thus, I die