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i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

australians: gun control worked here
white american male: source???
australians: we are still alive

me like 4 yrs ago: i think i have depression
me today: boy howdy is that just one ingredient to this horrifying cocktail that is my mental health

yeffyaboyuice:

Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like

tarynel:

fanboy-trav:

hypersexualfangirl:

file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school

By fucking hand, bro.

you always hear about the first man on the moon but never this

llttleblrd:

Society/the media is trying to teach us that if a woman looks pretty, she want to impress a guy. It’s disgusting

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.

ze-witch-arteest:

cassandrashipsit:

dominawritesthings:

roseweasley7:

queensjenn:

wittyusernamed:

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

OH MY GOD

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

I love octopuses so, so much.

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.