me: theres no reason for me to be anxious right now!!!
my brain: …..debatable

jaclcfrost:

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

there we go

saintcelestine:

Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best.

There are three types of broke

black–lamb:

yondaimektabi:

1. “I’m broke”
Means you don’t have any money.

2. “Nah man, I’m broke”
Means you don’t have money to spend or give to other people.

3. “I’m broke right now”
Means you’re saving your money for bigger things.

how am i all 3 at the same damn time?

michaeldirnt:

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

iswearimnotnaked:

lusassifer:

iswearimnotnaked:

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

why did you censor the word h*ck

because it’s a fucking bad word

theentirepopulationofsweden:

bloodjob:

bloodjob:

I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.

Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real.

#a joke about trans ppl that isn’t at their expense??? and is just a pun?????

This blog 100% supports dark skinned women.

big-eazy:

@aslaveobeyss