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angrymuslimah:

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome

editoress:

Person: Why do you always go on all these side-quests and play your character like a goody two-shoes?

Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE

dulect:

“you’re old enough to pay for your own things”

phantasmogenetic:

boopboopbi:

brendaonao3:

fight-me-tater-tot:

Do you ever have that one perfect curl in your hair where you’re like

why

why can’t the rest of my hair embody this perfect ringlet, this flawless spiral of beauty,

why must the rest of my hair look like I just emerged from three weeks in the jungle while I have this SINGLE beautiful curl

and then you just sit there

holding it

I feel this post on a deep and spiritual level.

I think that one curl does it out of spite

“Yall fuckin stupid imma do me and be perfect while im at it”