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a metaphor of my life

If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af

tigerator:

ritavonbees:

tahtherednosedtrickster:

just-shower-thoughts:

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

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poweradebeug:

stop it son you are doing me a frighten

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

be-blackstar:

brakehage:

today in Almost Getting The Point But Missing It

Art

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

my brain: hey u should bite ur fingers off
me: i do not want to do that
my brain: someone’s gotta do it
me: literally no one has to do it
my brain: someone’s gotta do it

thatsonofamitch:

marswatney:

deducecanoe:

AS ONE DOES.

HE UNLEASHED 525 MILLION ANTS