lindsaylohoean:

when u try ur best but u dont succeed 

narcotic:

my favorite part about school is the straight boys that sit in close range of each other and travel in little packs and only talk about how much weed they smoke 

thesylverlining:

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET YOU BUY  ME LUNCH NOOO DON’T I AM NOT WORTHY OMG PRECIOUS FRIEND NO ;A;”

whouer:

eleanorbearder:

transgenderer:

name one difference between birds and children

CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS

think again

My kid: *comes home from school*
Me: what did you learn in class today 🙂
My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that?
Me: *stares into the camera like I’m on the office