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sherlocke:

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

kardashiansfuckyeah:

when you and bae are assholes but sweethearts to each other

sappling:

anxiety: everyone hates u
me: idk i dont think that-
anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly
me: damn u right

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

kingsoflion:

zac: *won’t attend to HSM 10 year anniversary reunion*

me: 

breelandwalker:

hayleylis:

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

You had me at “Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods.”

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY