Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before
Wtf
what the FUCK
SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!
is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist
No no it’s not. Holy shit he was a genius.
Thank this marine biologist for making the greatest classic show ever.
The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think
friendly reminder that
if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market
dont give children’s coloring books to college students
HEATHENS!!!!!
clean and clear commercial
white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart
i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly








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