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You’ve heard of sweet summer child, now get ready for
salty winter adult
y’all need to learn to let people who like pineapple on their pizza live their fucking lives. who are we hurting? eat your anchovies bitch
Protester in Baltimore trying to avoid violence
hey CNN why didn’t you show this clip?
shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

things i hate:
- transphobes
- institutionalized racism
- banana strings
If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings
brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.
The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look
The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look
The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look
The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look
the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look
The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look
The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift
The last one tho .^^^
the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit
The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit
Lmfao
The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit
The “without me?” outfit
The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”
The “u got kik” outfit
The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit














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