Me: *breaking into the White House*

Obama: Excuse me you can’t just-

Me: I’m sorry Mr. President but there is literally a Mewtwo in this room.

Obama: *pulls out phone* Holy shit really?

neilnevins:

“I’m talking SEXUAL LUST. I’m talking GENOCIDE. I’m talking heavy RELIGIOUS OVERTONES. also there’s gonna be a George Costanza gargoyle for the kiddos”

cryjerk:

mild

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

cedricdigory:

u guys i literally want a female remake of every movie ever, every single film that men hold dear, every single fucking motion picture that men nut over, i want it to be remade and be female lead.

die hard starring angelina jolie, fight club starring kristen stewart and saiorse ronan, pulp fiction starring jodie foster and viola davis, the godfather with meryl streep, dirty harry starring cate blanchett, american psycho starring margot robbie, training day with laverne cox and alicia vikander, james bond with gillian anderson, i want them all!!!!!!

thexfiles:

thexfiles:

interested to see how 2016 will get worse from here

it’s been two weeks since i made this post and idk where to begin

bipolarelliotalderson:

y’all ever think about the fucked up and extremely confusing times in ur childhood when u were probably displaying early symptoms of ur disorder(s) but no one said or did anything because “that’s just how children act” and “children don’t have serious mental illnesses” but now knowing u have those disorder(s) u just like “oh”