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hijabby:

browngirl:

🙂

Someone unfollowed me and sent me hate because I reblogged this post. My job here is done

ryanvoid:

interstellardiamond:

couchnap:

girldwarf:

heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

questionall:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes.

This is very true.

frankoceanfanclub:

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

englishfreakxoxo01:

dynastylnoire:

absolute-tripper:

asylum-art:

Martín De Pasquale:Photography

this is fucking with my head woah

whoaaaaaaaa

wicked

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

swarnpert:

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

kingofhispaniola:

marxistbarbie:

i’m a member of the student cinema committee at uni and i work the desk selling tickets + the week we were showing american sniper every time someone asked for it i told them it was sold out and did they wanna watch selma instead and at the end of the week we were drawing up the numbers + the head of the committee was like ‘wow i’ve never seen a film tank like that almost no one came to see it’ and i was just there like ‘mm yeh that’s so weird’

I love this lol

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself